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we’re the best boys
we’re the chemists who’ve found the formula
to make your heart swell and burst
no matter what they say, don’t believe a wordsophomore slump or comeback of the year - fall out boy ♥
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7 hours ago • 2,579 notesDeep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One
Ingredients (1 serving):
- 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
- 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
- 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
- 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
- tiny splash pure vanilla extract
- 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
- 1/8 tsp baking soda
- tiny pinch salt
- heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire
Instructions
In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.
Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.
Nutritional Information:
253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein
If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.
What she said
@elenilote
I JUST MADE THIS AND IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN OMG
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2 days ago • 32,633 notes
in case you ever forget how to spell curdled milk’s name i made a handy dandy chart
you can mix and match! (◠ ◡ ◠✿)
its funny because we all know who this is no matter what the combination is
this…….is so helpful when I need some quick combinations
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3 days ago • 14,992 notesThe Muppet Show Style Book was created in 1979, three years after the launch of popular television show, by Jim Henson & Associates, Inc.: “This book of style sheets and character personality descriptions has been compiled to assist licensees in properly depicting the MUPPET SHOW characters.” Drawings in the book delineate matters such as the relative scale of the characters to one another and provide views of the characters from multiple angles. Further details on each character tells us that Miss Piggy always wears PMS 270 blue eyeshadow, while Janice should always be dressed in a pale blue denim skirt with a green feather belt. - THE GLADYS MARCUS LIBRARY’S DEPARTMENT OF SPECIAL COLLECTIONS AND FIT ARCHIVES
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3 days ago • 3 notesSocietal expectations of sex don’t make any sense
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
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